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Section 2 - For the hart

Instead of asking hart to try kissing the player:

try kissing hart.

Instead of asking the corpse to try walking properly:

if the corpse is the current interlocutor:

say "Considering that you are responsible for his partial dismemberment, you're hardly in a position to comment on any irregularities of gait he might now display.";

otherwise:

say "Mostly he seems inclined to remain very still on the ground."